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Funniest Comment on Youtube
« on: April 14, 2017, 04:43:15 AM »
Post funny comments you have read on youtube or wherever.


"when a woman gets a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt ****Master Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating *, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert."

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Re: Funniest Comment on Youtube
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2017, 01:33:04 AM »
Is watching porn cheating was the topic, author said yes it was. Christian based argument. However, the response was pretty funny.

you’re wrong….and here’s why. like eve did in the garden, you’re adding to God’s word. God did not tell adam that he couldn’t look at, touch, or smell the fruit of the tree. he said that he couldn’t EAT it. what you’re saying is effectively, that looking at, smelling, or touching is in the same SPIRIT of God’s command as the letter. and sometimes, the LETTER is actually what it MEANS. what if a woman kissed another man? what if she only had lunch with another man? what if she only fell in love with another man? is that cheating? unfortunately, NO, although if my wife did those things i would be jealous and demand she repent or i’d wish i could divorce her. the PROBLEM is people like you are never satisfied with what the bible ACTUALLY says… you feel the need to add-to or take-away in the name of being in the same spirit. is pornography sin? YES…. but does it break the marriage covenant? NO. the bible draws a very clear line, because people like you don’t want to walk in the spirit, you need to not only use God’s word as a club, but add additional rules to follow as well. and that LINE is sexual immorality. you cannot commit sexual immorality if you do not have SEX. that involves two people and their genitals in some way-shape-or form. pornography is in the same category as what bible calls an uncleanness. like smoking or drugs that pollute the body. it also has the added effect of hurting a woman’s fleshly ego and pride. but most christian couples engage in sex prior to marriage. (fornication) so it cannot be that the wife legitimately is concerned for purity. in fact, she probably wishes her husband would do some of those things he’s watching to HER…or that she could do some of those things with another man. DEUT 23:10 says “If there is any man among you who becomes unclean by some occurrence in the night, then he shall go outside the camp; he shall not come inside the camp. 11 But it shall be, when evening comes, that he shall wash with water; and when the sun sets, he may come into the camp. ” it’s referring to masturbation and ejaculation outside of sex. it is a sin of uncleanness…. but it does not break the marriage covenant. you can’t be ‘of the Spirit’ when you don’t even agree with God’s word.

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Re: Funniest Comment on Youtube
« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2017, 01:50:27 AM »
I think the funny thing to me in all of that is that this guy reads something that's a huge contributor to the English language (i.e. the Bible) and has no concept of capitalization or punctuation. Haha, what a poor. uncultured soul.
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Re: Funniest Comment on Youtube
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2017, 09:22:58 PM »
I will supply some evidence of parents coddling their children.
A clip from Adventure Time. Marceline becomes a vampire

Trigger warning: Vampire teeth penetration of girl body and a steak penetrating a vampire.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBjbL_yr6Is

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"OK so I first watched this with my mom and we were just horrified during this part because it reminded us of rape. later we were watching it with my cousin and she started having flashbacks to when she got raped. it was so bad we had to turn the episode off. so I'm wondering why no one is talking about that like I've heard 10 people talking about it and I specifically looked it up."

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Re: Funniest Comment on Youtube
« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2017, 12:48:17 PM »
This is a clip from Metalocalypse. Toki looking for love. 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY27DKl6Xwk

You know how people always quote a video? at least this guy was able to quote and add something.


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Re: Funniest Comment on Youtube
« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2017, 04:50:13 PM »
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So post punk is basically punk rock in a minor scale.

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzGSRI827IQ
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Re: Funniest Comment on Youtube
« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2017, 04:56:31 PM »
Don't you love college? Everything you learn is put on some YouTube channel  :'(

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Re: Funniest Comment on Youtube
« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2017, 05:06:41 PM »
I mean, that's not how it's working for me. Maybe it's an English major thing, but the conclusions and answers I tend to need for my classes aren't out of a textbook or YouTube video.
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Re: Funniest Comment on Youtube
« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2017, 05:09:32 PM »
I mean, that's not how it's working for me. Maybe it's an English major thing, but the conclusions and answers I tend to need for my classes aren't out of a textbook or YouTube video.

As an English Major graduate, YouTube can be used to find answers.

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Re: Funniest Comment on Youtube
« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2017, 05:10:46 PM »
Not when your professor tends to demand "original ideas" with "only evidence from the playtext". Basically, in most of my classes, it's easier to just do the work than to try to get caught up in YouTube or something.
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Re: Funniest Comment on Youtube
« Reply #10 on: July 17, 2017, 05:52:52 PM »
If you are talking about close readings using new criticism, yeah it would be better to just do it. What I meant was that everything your professor is telling you, some asshole (general term) with a camera who went to the same class, is making ad money from it.

My psychology degree, my minor in anthropology and my English degree can now be found on YouTube.

The reason I said English course answers can be found on YouTube is that there are a thousand and one YouTube channels that discuss books/plays/film/poems through various lenses.

I want to start one for children's books and folktales.

For example, the pied piper of Hamelin is just an allegory of the pitfalls of raise-faire economies and the dangerous of deregulations for future generations.

All one needs to do is look up an economics channel and a close reading how to and poof. You have a 15 page essay from a two page poem.

Since none of this matters, let's keep for only dumb comments we find.

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Re: Funniest Comment on Youtube
« Reply #11 on: July 24, 2017, 11:01:58 PM »
This isn't so much a comment from a youtube video, but more of a comment a youtuber said when asked a question.

the video discussed a question asked by a viewer. "Why would my girlfriend have a condom in her purse?"


At the end, he asked how many did he find. The co host answered, "he found one."
His response was "because she already used the other ones."

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Re: Funniest Comment on Youtube
« Reply #12 on: July 24, 2017, 11:08:56 PM »
I can't remember what video I saw this on because it was a while back, and it was just pulled to my mind because my roommate was listening to the band:

"Okay but why do white people love Matchbox20 so much???"
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Re: Funniest Comment on Youtube
« Reply #13 on: July 31, 2017, 06:36:06 AM »
I hope I'm not the only one who reads porn video comments. You will always find something interesting or find another reminder that humanity still has some growing up to do.

Well this video had  the dreaded "come look at my videos so I can become a star" line which is also found in a lot of YouTube videos.

So I looked. It's nothing but cheap POV angle of a dude banging chicks! Guys don't get famous in that industry, but who am I to break a man's dream???

If I really wanted to help him, I would suggest him show his face and body before he gets to packing. Big cocks aren't everything you know.

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Re: Funniest Comment on Youtube
« Reply #14 on: January 19, 2018, 09:05:01 AM »
I'm pretty sure this will be 1 month long meme.


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