Random Pick Up Line Game

[MahluaandMilk]

Because why not have an active forum game? Inspired by the MR 12 Days of Christmas Ecchisode.
So, the rules:
You take this random object generator and change the quantity to one, and you make a bad pick up line based on whatever object the person above you generated. Since I'll start, I'll go ahead and do it twice.

Carrot.
Have you eaten a lot of carrots lately? Because damn, you are good for my eyes.

Whoever goes next, your object is:
Newspaper.

[rubixmaestro]

That actually worked.


"Look for my name in the obituary section of the newspaper tomorrow baby, because i'm dying of heart sickness after meeting you. '

Oh gawd i'll die.


Next word:

Candle

[MahluaandMilk]

Are you a bright shining light? Because clearly no one can hold a candle to your beauty, baby.

Next object: a slipper. GLHF.

[It’s still me]

Baby, I know what you are thinking. You need to go somewhere before midnight. Don't worry, you won't have to leave your slipper for me to find you. *rapist tone* I'll be your Prince Charming.

Next object: thong.

[MahluaandMilk]

If you were a thong, I wouldn't bother pulling you out of my ass.

Next Object: chapter book.

[It’s still me]

My mom always told me to treat women like a hardcover book.

hardcover book?

Yeah, because it's always better to hold them and spread her open with you hands than to go digital.


Second try:

Damn girl, why don't we do like a chapter book and lose interest after the climax.

Next object. Wedding cake

[It’s still me]

Girl I can see it now. A beautiful  wedding cake covered with white frosting. You be the cake, and the frosting is my (gets slapped)

Next object: tennis ball

[It’s still me]

If you were a tennis ball, I would take you to the sweet spot and smash you while my buddy backhands you until we both complete a set.

This is filled with Tennis terms. I wanted to add more, but it would just come off as shallow.

Next object: Milk

[It’s still me]

When you are at a club.


So should I?

Should you what?

Pay for the cow since the milk will be free right?

Next object: rotary phone

[MahluaandMilk]

Psh, I can make you call out with just one finger, like an old rotary phone.

Next object: lamp shade

[It’s still me]

Full disclosure, I have no idea how to use that object for a pick up line.

That's a $3000 lamp with the shade part being made of rare and expensive material.  So, yeah... let's go to my room.

Next object: apple

[Last]

Eve had Adam eat of the Apple of Knowledge and commit original sin. I don't have an apple on me, but I know of some sin we can indulge in.

Next object: Bread

[It’s still me]

This pick up line plays on insecurities and the appeal of being audacious.

You look like you eat bread. Don't you know that's bad. You should eating my **ck.

Next object: Snickers (candy)

[MahluaandMilk]

Eh why not necropost? I accomplished something other than that today.

I got a smooth, creamy taste you might like to try. Don't believe me? Ask around why they call my Snickers.

Next object:
Sticky Note